Anaconda (1997) Review: J-Lo in the Jungle

“You can’t scream if you can’t breathe.”

Synopsis: A “National Geographic” film crew is taken hostage by an insane hunter, who takes them along on his quest to capture the world’s largest – and deadliest – snake.

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In the meantime, here’s a quick Codex Mortis breakdown of what to expect:

CategoryRating (out of 10)
Quality6
Originality4
Acting5
Special Effects2
Gore0
BoobsNo
GradeC-

There isn’t much to recommend Anaconda other than its star power. The cast includes Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube, Owen Wilson, and Codex Mortis favorite Danny Trejo, among others.

Codex Mortis

The Codex Mortis Horror Hosts (Ludwig von Stroodle and Calamity Brains) are married and live in West Virginia. Pretty much everyone who sees their cabin agrees that it would be an ideal setting for a horror movie. Their pets include a black widow spider, a smart dog, and a stupid dog. When they aren’t watching horror movies, they can be found at whiskey festivals, Renaissance fairs, and board game nights.

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