Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) Drinking Game!

We can’t recommend Bram Stoker’s Dracula. But if you’re going to watch it, you should have our drinking game handy.*

Bram Stoker’s Dracula Drinking Game

Take a sip every time:
  • the shadows are ridiculously over-the-top
  • Dracula’s in muscle armor
  • you see Tom Waits
  • Mina’s a hussy
  • the girls giggle
Take two sips for:
  • sex pictures
  • vampire vixens
  • a really sketchy blood transfusion
  • beheading
Take three sips when:
  • Gary Oldman shaves Keanu Reeves
  • there’s bestiality
  • Dracula cries purple tears
  • Anthony Hopkins humps things
Kill your drink!
  • whenever you need to
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) Poster

*Disclaimer: Codex Mortis is not responsible for you being a dumbass.

Codex Mortis

The Codex Mortis Horror Hosts (Ludwig von Stroodle and Calamity Brains) are married and live in West Virginia. Pretty much everyone who sees their cabin agrees that it would be an ideal setting for a horror movie. Their pets include a black widow spider, a smart dog, and a stupid dog. When they aren’t watching horror movies, they can be found at whiskey festivals, Renaissance fairs, and board game nights.

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