Krampus: The Christmas Devil (2013) Review

“Are you on the naughty list?”

Synopsis: A policeman haunted by his childhood abduction learns that a new rash of missing children may be linked to his kidnapper: Krampus.

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Calamity Brains:

My notes for this movie are all just increasing levels of incredulity. Here’s a sampling:

“Wow, this is already bad quality”
“What a weird place to put intro/credits”
“I definitely believe this is a police station”
“Krampus looks like Cousin It in a hood”
“Wow, this fight scene”
“Most unconvincing moment ever”

Krampus an indie flick and unfortunately feels like it. Nothing is believable – not the actors, the effects, nothing. The camerawork and micing are poor and uneven, and the plot is cliche at best. You get the feeling that the folks working on the movie tried really hard, but that just makes things more uncomfortable. It’s a painful watch, so don’t.

Calamity Brains’ Rating: F
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Calamity Brains

The Codex Mortis Horror Hosts (Ludwig von Stroodle and Calamity Brains) are married and live in West Virginia. Pretty much everyone who sees their cabin agrees that it would be an ideal setting for a horror movie. Their pets include a black widow spider, a smart dog, and a stupid dog. When they aren’t watching horror movies, they can be found at whiskey festivals, Renaissance fairs, and board game nights.

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