The Monster Squad (1987) Review: Loser Club FTW

“Call them for a monster-ous good time”

Synopsis: A young group of monster fanatics attempt to save their hometown from Count Dracula and his monsters.

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Full Review Coming Soon!

In the meantime, here’s a quick Codex Mortis breakdown of what to expect:

CategoryRating (out of 10)
Quality4
Originality2
Acting6
Special Effects2
Gore0
BoobsNo
GradeB

Codex Mortis

The Codex Mortis Horror Hosts (Ludwig von Stroodle and Calamity Brains) are married and live in West Virginia. Pretty much everyone who sees their cabin agrees that it would be an ideal setting for a horror movie. Their pets include a black widow spider, a smart dog, and a stupid dog. When they aren’t watching horror movies, they can be found at whiskey festivals, Renaissance fairs, and board game nights.

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