Synopsis: Zombie nudists attack campers five years after the closure of the Sunny Buttocks nudist colony in various musical numbers.

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Calamity Brains:

Despite the hilarious premise and catchy title, there is only one reason to watch this movie.

The theme song.

There, I just saved you an hour and a half.

Considering the premise, the movie involves surprisingly few boobs and even less gore. And most of the boobs aren’t boobs you want to see. Unfortunately, the most-visible breasts of the movie are special effect granny boobs, essentially long wrinkled socks used for “comedic” effect. The actual effect is mostly just gross.

The acting and overall quality of the movie are pretty bad, and the whole cast gets to play offensive stereotypes. Again, I’m guessing it’s supposed to be funny, but since the script doesn’t rise above fart joke level, the stereotypes come off as cringey instead of meta. However, Nudist Colony of the Dead does get a few points for sheer originality. I also admit to enjoying a couple of the campy songs that are randomly thrown in throughout the movie, but they aren’t as catchy as the title song and not worth subjecting yourself to the movie for.

Calamity Brains’ Rating: D
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