Puppetmaster (1989) Drinking Game!

We found Puppetmaster to be a rather disappointing start to a horror movie franchise. As interesting as the concept is, the execution was often lacking, and frankly, we wanted booze. And figured you might need some, too.*

Puppetmaster Drinking Game

Take a sip every time:
  • the puppets make breathing noises
  • a puppet is improbably strong
  • you see the stuffed dog, Leroy
  • Anna is a nasty bitch
  • you wonder why this movie is called “Puppetmaster” when the puppets are barely in it
Take two sips when:
  • “You can’t save her”
  • Carissa moans
  • a dead body is posed
  • someone disses Neil in front of Megan
Take three sips for:
  • green blood
  • puppet voyeurs
  • severed heads in the bed
Kill your drink!
  • the puppets revolt
Puppetmaster (1989) Poster

*Disclaimer: Codex Mortis is not responsible for you being a dumbass.

Codex Mortis

The Codex Mortis Horror Hosts (Ludwig von Stroodle and Calamity Brains) are married and live in West Virginia. Pretty much everyone who sees their cabin agrees that it would be an ideal setting for a horror movie. Their pets include a black widow spider, a smart dog, and a stupid dog. When they aren’t watching horror movies, they can be found at whiskey festivals, Renaissance fairs, and board game nights.

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