Raptor Ranch (2013) Review: Laughable by Any Name
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Codex Mortis
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October 30, 2017
“They Are Very Very Hungry”Synopsis: Fossil Ridge, once believed to be a cattle ranch, is discovered to be a breeding ground for vicious prehistoric velociraptors. When the bloodthirsty dinosaurs escape, the townspeople must fight to survive the deadly raptors. Note: Raptor Ranch is also known as “The Dinosaur Experiment.” |
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In the meantime, here’s a quick Codex Mortis breakdown of what to expect:
Category | Rating (out of 10) |
Quality | 2 |
Originality | 2 |
Acting | 2 |
Special Effects | 2 |
Gore | 4 |
Boobs | No |
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Grade | D |
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The Codex Mortis Horror Hosts (Ludwig von Stroodle and Calamity Brains) are married and live in West Virginia. Pretty much everyone who sees their cabin agrees that it would be an ideal setting for a horror movie. Their pets include a black widow spider, a smart dog, and a stupid dog. When they aren’t watching horror movies, they can be found at whiskey festivals, Renaissance fairs, and board game nights.