Return of the Living Dead II is a less-than-stellar addition to its franchise. But we at Codex Mortis believe in watching a series all the way through, so we made a drinking game to help you finish this dude of a sequel.*
The Return of the Living Dead II Drinking Game | |
Take a sip every time:
Take two sips for:
Take three sips when:
Kill your drink!
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*Disclaimer: Codex Mortis is not responsible for you being a dumbass.
Codex Mortis
The Codex Mortis Horror Hosts (Ludwig von Stroodle and Calamity Brains) are married and live in West Virginia. Pretty much everyone who sees their cabin agrees that it would be an ideal setting for a horror movie. Their pets include a black widow spider, a smart dog, and a stupid dog. When they aren’t watching horror movies, they can be found at whiskey festivals, Renaissance fairs, and board game nights.
As a young woman painstakingly prepares a romantic homecoming for her girlfriend, their apartment begins to feel more like a tomb when voices, shadows, and hallucinations reveal a truth she has been unwilling to face. Read on for the full horror story.
A psychiatrist familiar with knife-wielding dream demon Freddy Krueger helps teens at a mental hospital battle the killer who is invading their dreams. Read on for the full horror story.
