“It’s not what you’re expecting.”Synopsis: A young couple trying for a baby move into a fancy apartment surrounded by peculiar neighbors. |  |
Full Review Coming Soon!
In the meantime, here’s a quick Codex Mortis breakdown of what to expect:
| Category | Rating (out of 10) |
| Quality | 7 |
| Originality | 4 |
| Acting | 8 |
| Special Effects | N/A |
| Gore | 0 |
| Boobs | Yes |
| Grade | B |
Codex Mortis
The Codex Mortis Horror Hosts (Ludwig von Stroodle and Calamity Brains) are married and live in West Virginia. Pretty much everyone who sees their cabin agrees that it would be an ideal setting for a horror movie. Their pets include a black widow spider, a smart dog, and a stupid dog. When they aren’t watching horror movies, they can be found at whiskey festivals, Renaissance fairs, and board game nights.
As a young woman painstakingly prepares a romantic homecoming for her girlfriend, their apartment begins to feel more like a tomb when voices, shadows, and hallucinations reveal a truth she has been unwilling to face. Read on for the full horror story.
Tommy goes to the graveyard to get rid of Jason Voorhees’ body once and for all, but inadvertently brings him back to life. Read on for the full horror story.
