Sharknado (2013) Drinking Game!

Sharknado, the prodigal son of creature features, is a disappointment that your Codex Mortis horror hosts take personally. But if you must watch it, you’d better be drinking.*

The Sharknado Drinking Game

Take a sip every time:
  • you see gratuitous T&A
  • there’s unnecessary CGI
  • the water level doesn’t make sense
  • the cast is inconsistently wet
Take two sips for:
  • wetsuit dressing
  • stock footage
  • an aggressively American solution to a problem
Take three sips when:
  • a shark makes an “om nom nom” noise
  • Ferris Wheel doom!
  • there’s a rude New Yorker
Kill your drink!
  • jumping the shark
Sharknado (2013) Poster

*Disclaimer: Codex Mortis is not responsible for you being a dumbass.

Codex Mortis

The Codex Mortis Horror Hosts (Ludwig von Stroodle and Calamity Brains) are married and live in West Virginia. Pretty much everyone who sees their cabin agrees that it would be an ideal setting for a horror movie. Their pets include a black widow spider, a smart dog, and a stupid dog. When they aren’t watching horror movies, they can be found at whiskey festivals, Renaissance fairs, and board game nights.

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