Sharktopus (2010) Drinking Game!

As a Syfy creature feature, Sharktopus isn’t lacking when it comes to improbable scientific mumbo-jumbo, bloodthirsty creatures, or babes – all of which are Codex Mortis approved. But when Ludwig von Stroodle and Calamity Brains can’t agree on whether or not to recommend a B-horror flick, there’s only one thing to do: make it even better with a drinking game.*

The Sharktopus Drinking Game

Take a sip every time:
  • Sharktopus changes size
  • science weeps
  • you see gratuitous beach babes
  • there are really fake tattoos
Take two sips when:
  • people are not nearly concerned enough
  • someone says “Don’t hurt the shark”
  • people are too cool for seatbelts
  • decapitation!
Take three sips for:
  • a fancy sombrero
  • unnecessary explosions
Kill your drink!
  • dramatically removed sunglasses
Sharktopus (2010) Poster

*Disclaimer: Codex Mortis is not responsible for you being a dumbass.

Codex Mortis

The Codex Mortis Horror Hosts (Ludwig von Stroodle and Calamity Brains) are married and live in West Virginia. Pretty much everyone who sees their cabin agrees that it would be an ideal setting for a horror movie. Their pets include a black widow spider, a smart dog, and a stupid dog. When they aren’t watching horror movies, they can be found at whiskey festivals, Renaissance fairs, and board game nights.

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