The Giant Spider is a cute homage to ’50s creature features. With a short run time and lots of over-the-top everything, it’s got a charm of its own… but as usual, we think a drinking game will make it better.*
The Giant Spider (2013) Drinking Game | |
Take a sip every time:
Take two sips when:
Take three sips for:
Kill your drink!
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*Disclaimer: Codex Mortis is not responsible for you being a dumbass.
Codex Mortis
The Codex Mortis Horror Hosts (Ludwig von Stroodle and Calamity Brains) are married and live in West Virginia. Pretty much everyone who sees their cabin agrees that it would be an ideal setting for a horror movie. Their pets include a black widow spider, a smart dog, and a stupid dog. When they aren’t watching horror movies, they can be found at whiskey festivals, Renaissance fairs, and board game nights.
As a young woman painstakingly prepares a romantic homecoming for her girlfriend, their apartment begins to feel more like a tomb when voices, shadows, and hallucinations reveal a truth she has been unwilling to face. Read on for the full horror story.
A video artist looking for work drives to a remote house in the forest to meet a man claiming to be a serial killer. But after agreeing to spend the day with him, she soon realizes that she made a deadly mistake. Read on for the full horror story.
