The Thing (1982) Review: John Carpenter’s Classic

“Man is The Warmest Place to Hide.”

Synopsis: A crew in Antarctica finds a neighboring camp destroyed and its crew dead. Whatever killed them is nowhere to be found, unless it’s hidden in plain sight.

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Full Review Coming Soon!

In the meantime, here’s a quick Codex Mortis breakdown of what to expect:

CategoryRating (out of 10)
Quality10
Originality7
Acting8
Special Effects7
Gore7
BoobsNo
GradeA

Codex Mortis

The Codex Mortis Horror Hosts (Ludwig von Stroodle and Calamity Brains) are married and live in West Virginia. Pretty much everyone who sees their cabin agrees that it would be an ideal setting for a horror movie. Their pets include a black widow spider, a smart dog, and a stupid dog. When they aren’t watching horror movies, they can be found at whiskey festivals, Renaissance fairs, and board game nights.

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