3-Headed Shark Attack (2015) Review: Danny Trejo vs. Mutant Monster

“More heads, more deads!”

Synopsis: As a mutated, three-headed, great white shark eats its way from one end of the ship to the next, the passengers have to fight the deadly predator using anything they can find.

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Full Review Coming Soon!

In the meantime, here’s a quick Codex Mortis breakdown of what to expect:

CategoryRating (out of 10)
Quality4
Originality1
Acting3
Special Effects1
Gore4
BoobsYes
GradeC

Though this creature feature from The Asylum is pretty bad, it does have a few redeeming features. Nameably, babes, boobs, and Danny Trejo.

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The Codex Mortis Horror Hosts (Ludwig von Stroodle and Calamity Brains) are married and live in West Virginia. Pretty much everyone who sees their cabin agrees that it would be an ideal setting for a horror movie. Their pets include a black widow spider, a smart dog, and a stupid dog. When they aren’t watching horror movies, they can be found at whiskey festivals, Renaissance fairs, and board game nights.

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