The All Through the House Drinking Game

Take a sip every time:

• there are mutilated genitals
• the story takes a WTF twist
• hedgeclippers are a phallic metaphor
• you see a creepy Santa mannequin (just kidding, you would die; go with the first time you see a new one!)

Take two sips when:

• someone doesn’t scream
• a house is a fire hazard
• you see blood on Christmas lights

Take three sips for:

• gingerbread artillery
• a Christmas-themed shower
• lipstick on a mannequin

Kill your drink!

• stabgasm