“Get ready for a snow job”Synopsis: Avalanche Sharks tells the story of a bikini contest that turns into a horrifying affair when it is hit by a shark avalanche. Also known as “Sharkalanche” |  Watch now on Amazon |
Full Review Coming Soon!
In the meantime, here’s a quick Codex Mortis breakdown of what to expect:
| Category | Rating (out of 10) |
| Quality | 6 |
| Originality | 5 |
| Acting | 4 |
| Special Effects | 1 |
| Gore | 4 |
| Boobs | No |
| Grade | C- |
Codex Mortis
The Codex Mortis Horror Hosts (Ludwig von Stroodle and Calamity Brains) are married and live in West Virginia. Pretty much everyone who sees their cabin agrees that it would be an ideal setting for a horror movie. Their pets include a black widow spider, a smart dog, and a stupid dog. When they aren’t watching horror movies, they can be found at whiskey festivals, Renaissance fairs, and board game nights.
As a young woman painstakingly prepares a romantic homecoming for her girlfriend, their apartment begins to feel more like a tomb when voices, shadows, and hallucinations reveal a truth she has been unwilling to face. Read on for the full horror story.
Hill House has stood for about 90 years and appears haunted: its inhabitants have always met strange, tragic ends. Now Dr. John Markway has assembled a team of people who he thinks will prove whether or not the house is haunted. Read on for the full horror story.
