Big Ass Spider! (2013) Drinking Game

Big Ass Spider! is an action-y creature feature that never quite rises into “great” territory. But it’s well put together and has a lot of fun moments, so we made a drinking game to up the fun factor.*

Big Ass Spider! Drinking Game

Take a sip every time:
  • the spider makes Godzilla noises
  • Alex makes spider noises
  • there’s an extremely fake spider web
  • Alex refers to himself as “the Ex”
Take two sips for:
  • Alex shooting his spray prematurely
  • MonsterVision
  • Jose having an idea before Alex does
  • Jose saving the day
Take three sips when:
  • the description of the spider sounds like a dick joke
  • the spider uses a truck as a weapon
  • Ray Wise doesn’t understand headsets
Kill your drink!
  • elevator dancing
Big Ass Spider! (2013) Poster

*Disclaimer: Codex Mortis is not responsible for you being a dumbass.

Codex Mortis

The Codex Mortis Horror Hosts (Ludwig von Stroodle and Calamity Brains) are married and live in West Virginia. Pretty much everyone who sees their cabin agrees that it would be an ideal setting for a horror movie. Their pets include a black widow spider, a smart dog, and a stupid dog. When they aren’t watching horror movies, they can be found at whiskey festivals, Renaissance fairs, and board game nights.