We can’t recommend Bram Stoker’s Dracula. But if you’re going to watch it, you should have our drinking game handy.*
Bram Stoker’s Dracula Drinking Game | |
Take a sip every time:
Take two sips for:
Take three sips when:
Kill your drink!
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*Disclaimer: Codex Mortis is not responsible for you being a dumbass.
Codex Mortis
The Codex Mortis Horror Hosts (Ludwig von Stroodle and Calamity Brains) are married and live in West Virginia. Pretty much everyone who sees their cabin agrees that it would be an ideal setting for a horror movie. Their pets include a black widow spider, a smart dog, and a stupid dog. When they aren’t watching horror movies, they can be found at whiskey festivals, Renaissance fairs, and board game nights.
As a young woman painstakingly prepares a romantic homecoming for her girlfriend, their apartment begins to feel more like a tomb when voices, shadows, and hallucinations reveal a truth she has been unwilling to face. Read on for the full horror story.
The pregnant Alice finds Freddy Krueger striking through the sleeping mind of her unborn child, hoping to be reborn into the real world. Read on for the full horror story.
