Piranha Sharks (2014) Drinking Game!

Piranha Sharks is an utterly ridiculous ripoff of… just about everything. But it’s a surprisingly slick B-horror Christmas movie and includes a pantsless Kevin Sorbo. You’re welcome.

Piranha Sharks (2014) Drinking Game

Take a sip every time:
  • Jose Canseco talks
  • Ellen is an awesome wife
  • there should be nudity
  • we’re at the strip club
Take two sips when:
  • there’s the obligatory bath scene
  • someone mentions Sea Monkeys
  • someone mentions past lives
  • the exterminator gets the girl
Take three sips for:
  • “I told my teacher you were dead”
  • the Flashdance number
  • pantsless Kevin Sorbo
Kill your drink!
  • flying Piranha Sharks
Piranha Sharks (2014) Poster

*Disclaimer: Codex Mortis is not responsible for you being a dumbass.

Codex Mortis

The Codex Mortis Horror Hosts (Ludwig von Stroodle and Calamity Brains) are married and live in West Virginia. Pretty much everyone who sees their cabin agrees that it would be an ideal setting for a horror movie. Their pets include a black widow spider, a smart dog, and a stupid dog. When they aren’t watching horror movies, they can be found at whiskey festivals, Renaissance fairs, and board game nights.

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