Sharknado, the prodigal son of creature features, is a disappointment that your Codex Mortis horror hosts take personally. But if you must watch it, you’d better be drinking.*
The Sharknado Drinking Game | |
Take a sip every time:
Take two sips for:
Take three sips when:
Kill your drink!
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*Disclaimer: Codex Mortis is not responsible for you being a dumbass.
Codex Mortis
The Codex Mortis Horror Hosts (Ludwig von Stroodle and Calamity Brains) are married and live in West Virginia. Pretty much everyone who sees their cabin agrees that it would be an ideal setting for a horror movie. Their pets include a black widow spider, a smart dog, and a stupid dog. When they aren’t watching horror movies, they can be found at whiskey festivals, Renaissance fairs, and board game nights.
As a young woman painstakingly prepares a romantic homecoming for her girlfriend, their apartment begins to feel more like a tomb when voices, shadows, and hallucinations reveal a truth she has been unwilling to face. Read on for the full horror story.
A teenage girl with self-esteem issues finds confidence in the most unlikely way, by spending her summer battling vampires that prey on New Orleans’ disenfranchised with the help of her best friend, the boy she’s always pined for, and a peculiar rich girl. Read on for the full horror story.
