As a Syfy creature feature, Sharktopus isn’t lacking when it comes to improbable scientific mumbo-jumbo, bloodthirsty creatures, or babes – all of which are Codex Mortis approved. But when Ludwig von Stroodle and Calamity Brains can’t agree on whether or not to recommend a B-horror flick, there’s only one thing to do: make it even better with a drinking game.*

The Sharktopus Drinking Game
Take a sip every time: Sharktopus changes size science weeps you see gratuitous beach babes there are really fake tattoos Take two sips when: people are not nearly concerned enough someone says “Don’t hurt the shark” people are too cool for seatbelts decapitation! Take three sips for: a fancy sombrero unnecessary explosions Kill your drink! dramatically removed sunglasses

*Disclaimer: Codex Mortis is not responsible for you being a dumbass.