ThanksKilling (2009) Drinking Game!

ThanksKilling is a delightfully terrible low-budget creature feature. So we decided to make it even better with a drinking game. You know… for the holidays.*

The ThanksKilling Drinking Game

Take a sip every time:
  • Darren makes gross mouth noises
  • Alli is a ho
  • the turkey swears
Take two sips when:
  • the turkey is treated like a human
  • someone talks to themself
  • math saves the day
Take three sips for:
  • BOOBS!
  • a fake mustache
  • a convenient bonfire
Kill your drink!
  • homoerotic ice cream montage
ThanksKilling (2009) Poster

*Disclaimer: Codex Mortis is not responsible for you being a dumbass.

Codex Mortis

The Codex Mortis Horror Hosts (Ludwig von Stroodle and Calamity Brains) are married and live in West Virginia. Pretty much everyone who sees their cabin agrees that it would be an ideal setting for a horror movie. Their pets include a black widow spider, a smart dog, and a stupid dog. When they aren’t watching horror movies, they can be found at whiskey festivals, Renaissance fairs, and board game nights.

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