“Man of the clawth.”Synopsis: After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas. |  |
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In the meantime, here’s a quick Codex Mortis breakdown of what to expect:
| Category | Rating (out of 10) |
| Quality | 7 |
| Originality | 6 |
| Acting | 7 |
| Special Effects | 8 |
| Gore | 2 |
| Boobs | No |
| Grade | B- |
Codex Mortis
The Codex Mortis Horror Hosts (Ludwig von Stroodle and Calamity Brains) are married and live in West Virginia. Pretty much everyone who sees their cabin agrees that it would be an ideal setting for a horror movie. Their pets include a black widow spider, a smart dog, and a stupid dog. When they aren’t watching horror movies, they can be found at whiskey festivals, Renaissance fairs, and board game nights.
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