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A
- A Cadaver Christmas (2011) Review: Irreverent Indie Fun
- A Christmas Horror Story (2015) Review: Four Holiday Stories
- A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Review
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 (1985) Review: Homoerotic Subtext
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 (1987) Review: ’80s Magic
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) Review
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989) Review
- Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948) Review
- After.Life (2009) Review
- Alien (1979) Review: Classic Sci-Fi Horror
- Alien Apocalypse (2005) Review: CGI Bugs & Bruce
- All Cheerleaders Die (2013) Review: Mean Girls Meets The Craft
- All Through the House (2015) Review: Heebie-Jeebie Christmas
- Alone With You (2021) Review
- Anaconda (1997) Review: J-Lo in the Jungle
- Anacondas: Trail of Blood (2009) Review: Super Boring Snakes
- Annabelle (2014) Review
- Annabelle: Creation (2017) Review
- Arachnophobia (1990) Review: John Goodman Pest Control
- Army of Darkness (1992) Review: Campy Bruce Campbell
- Army of Frankensteins (2013) Review: History Weeps
- Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959) Review: Sucky Suckers
- Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (1978) Review
- Avalanche Sharks (2014) Review: Ghostly Creatures and Racism
B
- Behind the Mask (2006) Review: An Original Slasher
- Better Watch Out (2016) Review: I Don’t Want to Live on this Planet Anymore
- Big Ass Spider! (2013) Review: Bromance Battles
- Bigfoot’s Wild Weekend (2012) Review: Bad Decision
- Bingo Hell (2021) Review
- Black As Night (2021) Review
- Black Christmas (1974) Review
- Black Christmas (2006) Review: Pointless Remake
- Black Sheep (2006) Review: Oddly Serious Sheep Mayhem
- Blacula (1972) Review
- Blood Lake (2014) Review: Lampreys Don’t Completely Suck
- Blood Rage (1987) Review
- Bloodlust! (1961) Review: The Most Dangerous Rip-off
- BloodRayne (2005) Review
- Bone Tomahawk (2015) Review: Cowboys & Cannibals
- Braid (2018) Review
- Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) Review: Cheesy Retelling
- Bride of Chucky (1998) Review: Chuck, Fucked
- Bubba Ho-Tep (2002) Review: Hail to the King, Baby
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) Review: Valley Vampires
- Bundy (2002) Review: Chilling Biography that Lingers
- Bus Party to Hell (2017) Review: Surprisingly Fun
C
- C.H.U.D. (1984) Review: Mutant Mystery
- Cannibal Holocaust (1980) Review
- Carnivorous (2008) Review: Rappers and Stereotypes
- Carrie (1976) Review: Mother Knows Best
- Casper (1995) Review
- Cat People (1942) Review
- Child’s Play 2 (1990) Review: Jenny Agutter Believes in You
- Child’s Play 3 (1991) Review: Chucky vs. the Army
- Chopping Mall (1986) Review
- Christmas Slay (2015) Review: Skip This Generic Slasher
- Chupacabra vs. the Alamo (2013) Review: Erik Estrada Snoozefest
- Club Dread (2004) Review: Dumb Spoofy Fun
- Cooties (2014) Review: Star-Studded Disappointment
- Corpse Bride (2005) Review: Beautiful but Lacking
- Creature from Black Lake (1976) Review: Slow but Decent
- Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954) Review
- Creep (2014) Review: Unsettling Improvisation
- Creep 2 (2017) Review: A Killer Mid-life Crisis
- Creepers (1985) Review: A Dreamy Disappointment
- Creepshow (1982) Review
- Crimson Peak (2015) Review
- Croc (2007) Review: FF Crocs and Babes
- Cult of Chucky (2017) Review: A Twisted Beginning
- Curse of Chucky (2013) Review: A Serious Twist
D
- Dawn of the Dead (2004) Review: Terrific Tropes
- Daybreakers (2009) Review: Disappointing Sci-Fi
- Dead Alive (1992) Review: Peter Jackson’s Gorefest
- Dead Snow (2009) Review: Gory Nazi Zombies
- Dead Snow 2 (2014) Review: Disgustingly Funny
- Deep Blue Sea (1999) Review: Like a Shark’s Fin
- Dementia 13 (1963) Review: Roger Corman Family Drama
- Demonic Toys (1992) Review: Tiny WTF Mayhem
- Demons (1985) Review: Gore & Not Much Else
- Doctor Sleep (2019) Review
- Dollman (1991) Review
- Dollman vs. Demonic Toys (1993) Review
- Don’t Breathe (2016) Review: Home Invasion with a Twist
- Don’t Go in the House (1979) Review
- Don’t Look Now (1973) Review
- Doom (2005) Review: Action Hero Goodness
- Dr. Blood’s Coffin (1961) Review
- Drag Me To Hell (2009) Review: Gross Effects, Poor Story
E
- Elves (1989) Review: The Nazis Who Stole Christmas
- Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988) Review
- Embrace of the Vampire (2013) Review: Remake with Lesbian Vampires
- Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Review
- Even the Wind is Afraid (1968) Review
- Evil Bong (2006) Review: Drug-tastic Possessed Object
- Evil Dead (2013) Review: Bloody Serious Remake
- Evil Dead II (1987) Review: Bruce is Back
F
- FDR: American Badass! (2012) Review: We’re All Going to Hell
- Fear Street: Part One – 1994 (2021) Review
- Fear Street: Part Three – 1666 (2021) Review
- Fear Street: Part Two – 1978 (2021) Review
- Final Exam (1981) Review: Mostly Forgettable
- Frankenfish (2004) Review: Fierce Fishy Fun
- Frankenstein (1910) Review: Short with Excellent Effects
- Frankenstein (1931) Review
- Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) Review
- Friday the 13th (1980) Review: Fairly Slow Classic
- Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) Review: Sleepy Sleepover Sequel
- Friday the 13th Part III (1982) Review: Still Bored
- Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988) Review: Jason vs. Carrie
- Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) Review: Meh
- Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) Review: A Messy Plot
- Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) Review: Slightly Better
G
- Gammera the Invincible (1966) Review
- Gerald’s Game (2017) Review: Disturbing but Lacking
- Get Out (2017) Review: Stepford Black People
- Girls Gone Dead (2012) Review: Slasher Dud
- Glen or Glenda (1953) Review
- Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster (1966) Review
- Grabbers (2012) Review: Aliens & Alcoholics
- Gremlins (1984) Review: Christmas Fun
- Gretel & Hansel (2020) Review
H
- Halloween (1978) Review: John Carpenter’s Classic
- Halloween (2007) Review
- Halloween (2018) Review
- Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) Review
- Halloween 5 (1989) Review
- Halloween H20 (1998) Review
- Halloween II (1981) Review: Plot Hole Extravaganza
- Halloween II (2009) Review
- Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) Review: Not Bad
- Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) Review
- Hatchet (2006) Review: Silly Slasher Fun
- Hatchet II (2010) Review: Slaughterhouse Sequel
- Hatchet III (2013) Review: Bloody Satisfying Conclusion
- Hell House LLC (2015) Review
- Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988) Review: Gross but Poorly Developed
- Hellraiser (1987) Review
- Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992) Review
- Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996) Review
- Hereditary (2018) Review
- Hocus Pocus (1993) Review: Family Halloween Fun
- Hollow Man (2000) Review: Bacon’s Meat
- Hotel Transylvania (2012) Review
- House (1985) Review
- House of 1000 Corpses (2003) Review: Music Video Horror
- House on Haunted Hill (1959) Review: A Worthy Classic
- House on Willow Street (2016) Review: Tension Fail
I
- I Am Not a Serial Killer (2016) Review: A Creepy Gimmick
- I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) Review: Decent Not Great
- Ice Cream Man (1995) Review: Goosebumps, Rated R
- Idle Hands (1999) Review
- Insidious (2010) Review
- Invisible Ghost (1941) Review: Emotional Mystery
- It (1990) Review: Creepy Stephen King Miniseries
- It (2017) Review: Beautifully Done, Not Scary
- It Comes At Night (2017) Review: Slow Survivor Drama
- It Conquered the World (1956) Review
- It Follows (2014) Review: Slow, Satisfying Burn
J
- Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (2007) Review: Robert Englund Brings the Gore
- Jack Frost (1997) Review: Silly Snowman Slaying
- Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993) Review: Meta & Metaphysical
- Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI (1986) Review: Series Retcon
- Jason X (2001) Review: Space Slasher
- Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter (1966) Review
K
L
- La leyenda de la Nahuala (2007) Review
- La maldiciĆ³n de la momia azteca (1957) Review
- La momia azteca (1957) Review
- Lake Placid (1999) Review: ’90s Top Creature Feature
- Land Shark (2017) Review: Amazing Sharks, Terrible Movie
- Late Phases (2014) Review: Gran Torino with Werewolves
- Leprechaun (1993) Review: Rocky, But Fun
- Leprechaun 2 (1994) Review: Warwick Davis Gets Creepy
- Leprechaun 3 (1995) Review: Magical Madcap Movie
- Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996) Review: Campy and Fun
- Leprechaun in the Hood (2000) Review: Check Out Ice-T’s Pimp Hand
- Let the Wrong One In (2021) Review
- Little Evil (2017) Review: Uneven Horror Comedy
- Little Monsters (1989) Review
- Luzifer (2021) Review
M
- Madres (2021) Review
- Manhunter (1986) Review: Stunningly Shot Adaptation
- Maniac (1934) Review: ’30s Sexploitation
- Maniac Cop (1988) Review: Bad Cop, Bad Cop
- Mayhem (2017) Review: I Believe You Have My Stapler
- Mega Piranha (2010) Review: Fish vs. Warships
- Mega Python vs. Gatoroid (2011) Review: Dueling ’80s Icons
- Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010) Review: Jaleel White vs. Giants
- Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark (2014) Review: Who Comes Up With These
- Midsommar (2019) Review
- Mindwarp (1991) Review
- Misery (1990) Review
- My Bloody Valentine (1981) Review: No Hearts For You
- My Bloody Valentine (2009) Review: Gory Remake
N
- New Nightmare (1994) Review
- New Year’s Evil (1980) Review: Four New Years for the Price of One
- Night of Something Strange (2016) Review: Great Effects, WTF Plot
- Night of the Comet (1984) Review: LA at World’s End
- Night of the Creeps (1986) Review: Tom Atkins vs. Aliens
- Nightmare Castle (1965) Review: Torture Most Foul
- Nosferatu (1922) Review: Silent Classic
- Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991) Review: Low Budget Musical
P
- Pan’s Labyrinth (2006) Review: Beautiful & Captivating
- Pet (2016) Review: A Romantic Psychological Thriller
- Pet Sematary (1989) Review: A Creepy Look at Child-Rearing
- Phantasm (1979) Review
- Piranha (1978) Review: Don’t Go in the Lake
- Piranha (1995) Review: Roger Corman Remake
- Piranha 3D (2009) Review: 3 Bs, lots of Ds
- Piranha 3DD (2012) Review: Creature Feature Perfection
- Piranha Sharks (2014) Review: Shamelessly Bad (And Fun)
- Poltergeist (1982) Review: Generic Ghost Story
- Primeval (2007) Review: War is a Croc
- Prom Night (1980) Review: Disco Dancing Dud
- Prom Night II (1987) Review: Slutty Ghosts FTW
- Pterodactyl (2005) Review: Coolio vs. CGI Dinosaurs
- Pulse (2006) Review: Technology Ruins Everything
- Pumpkinhead (1988) Review: A Father’s Love
- Puppetmaster (1989) Review: Great Idea, Poor Execution
R
- Raptor Ranch (2013) Review: Laughable by Any Name
- Razortooth (2007) Review: Campy Fun in the Swamp
- Re-Animator (1985) Review: Lovecraftian Special Effects
- Red Christmas (2016) Review: Depressing Holiday Flick
- Red Water (2003) Review
- Redneck Zombies (1989) Review: Don’t Watch This Movie
- Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008) Review: Gory Song
- Resident Evil (2002) Review: Babes vs. Mutants
- Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) Review: Actionx2, No Plot
- Resident Evil: Extinction (2007) Review: Preparing for Mayhem
- Return of the Killer Tomatoes! (1988) Review
- Return of the Living Dead II (1988) Review: Second Time Dud
- Return of the Living Dead III (1993) Review: Romeo & Zombiet
- Revolt of the Zombies (1936) Review: Lovers are Douchebags
- Ringu (1998) Review: Creepy but Lacking
- Rockula (1990) Review: Why Did This Get Made
- Rosemary’s Baby (1968) Review
S
- Santa Jaws (2018) Review
- Santa’s Slay (2005) Review
- Santo vs. la hija de Frankenstein (1972) Review
- Saw (2004) Review: I Miss Theater
- Scream (1996) Review: Wes Craven’s Classic
- Scream 2 (1997) Review: Sequels Don’t Always Suck
- Scream 3 (2000) Review: A Disappointing Sequel
- Scream 4 (2011) Review: A Worthy Ending
- Scream of the Wolf (1974) Review
- Seed of Chucky (2004) Review: Meta WTF
- Severance (2006) Review: Don’t Go to Eastern Europe
- Sharknado (2013) Review: Disaster Movie Disappointment
- Sharknado 2 (2014) Review: Doubly Disappointing
- Sharknado 3 (2015) Review: Better, Not Great
- Sharktopus (2010) Review: Syfy + Roger Corman = Silliness
- Shaun of the Dead (2004) Review: British Wit + Zombies
- Shocker (1989) Review: No More Mr. Nice Guy
- Shutter Island (2010) Review
- Silent Hill (2006) Review: Beautifully Creepy but Unsatisfying
- Silent Night (2012) Review: Surprisingly Gritty Remake
- Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972) Review
- Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) Review: PTSD and Presents
- Silent Night, Deadly Night 3 (1989) Review
- Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) Review
- Sinister (2012) Review: Creepy Cinematography
- Sleepaway Camp (1983) Review: A WTF Slasher
- Sleepy Hollow (1999) Review
- Slither (2006) Review: Slightly Boring Gore-fest
- Snakes on a Plane (2006) Review: MF’ing Samuel L. Jackson
- Spiders 3D (2013) Review: Spiders from Space
- Stage Fright (2014) Review: Mediocre Musical Murder
- Starry Eyes (2014) Review: Hollywood Hell
- Suburban Gothic (2014) Review
- Summoning the Spirits (1899) Review
- Supernatural (1933) Review
- Swarm of the Snakehead (2006) Review: Smart Fish, Dumb Humans
T
- Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood (1996) Review: Boring Boobs
- Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995) Review: Gleefully Gross
- Tales of Halloween (2015) Review: Anthology Bore
- Terror Train (1980) Review: JLC vs. Groucho Marx
- ThanksKilling (2009) Review: Fowl-Mouthed Fun
- The Addams Family (1991) Review: Family-Friendly Horror
- The Ape (1940) Review: Smelliest Murderer Ever
- The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)
- The Babadook (2014) Review: Family Drama
- The Babysitter (2017) Review: A Bloody Coming of Age
- The Beast of Hollow Mountain (1956) Review: Claymation Dinosaurs FTW
- The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) Review: Beastly Levels of Bad
- The Birds (1963) Review
- The Blair Witch Project (1999) Review: Creepily Real
- The Blob (1958) Review: Fighting Alien Obesity
- The Cabin in the Woods (2012) Review: Twists in Twists
- The Cell (2000) Review: Hauntingly Beautiful, Falls Short
- The Coed and the Zombie Stoner (2014) Review: Unclothed and Undead
- The Conjuring (2013) Review
- The Conjuring 2 (2016) Review
- The Corpse Vanishes (1942) Review: A Creepier Addams Family
- The Crawling Hand (1963) Review
- The Devil’s Backbone (2001) Review
- The Devil’s Carnival (2012) Review: A Shaky Nightmare
- The Devil’s Rejects (2005) Review: WTF Family Fun
- The Evil Dead (1981) Review: Demon-Summoning Made Easy
- The Exorcist (1973) Review: Wash Your Mouth Out
- The Faculty (1998) Review
- The Final Girls (2015) Review: Popcorn Fun
- The Fly (1958) Review: In Sickness and In Health
- The Fog (1980) Review: Poorly Written Classic
- The Giant Gila Monster (1959) Review: Endearing ’50s Schlock
- The Giant Spider (2013) Review: ’50s Homage
- The Gingerdead Man (2005) Review: Bad Gary Busey
- The Girl with All the Gifts (2016) Review: Stunningly Original
- The Gorilla (1933) Review: Bela Lugosi vs. the Ritz Bros
- The Grudge (2004) Review
- The Happiness of the Katakuris (2001) Review: OMGWTFBBQ
- The Haunted Hotel (1907) Review
- The Haunting (1963) Review
- The Haunting (1999) Review
- The Hills Have Eyes (1977) Review
- The House of the Devil (1896) Review
- The House on Sorority Row (1983) Review: Murderous Pranks
- The Howling (1981) Review
- The Invisible Man (1933) Review
- The Killer Shrews (1959) Review: ROUSes and Alcoholism
- The Little Shop of Horrors (1960) Review: Roger Corman Wins a Bet
- The Lost Boys (1987) Review: We Love The 80s
- The Lure (2015) Review
- The Monster Maker (1944) Review: Creepy Mad Science
- The Monster Squad (1987) Review: Loser Club FTW
- The Monster Walks (1932) Review: Maniac Monkeyshines
- The Mummy (1932) Review
- The Mutilator (1984) Review: Simple Slasher Goodness
- The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave (1971) Review: Bizarre with Boobs
- The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) Review
- The Omen (1976)
- The Orphanage (2007) Review
- The Phantom of the Opera (1925) Review
- The Red Queen Kills Seven Times (1972) Review: Gothic ’70s Mashup
- The Return of the Living Dead (1985) Review: Naked Mayhem
- The Ring (2002) Review
- The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) Review: Wild & Untamed Cult Classic
- The Sand (2015) Review: Would Watch Again
- The Screaming Skull (1958) Review: Slow Snoozefest
- The Shape of Water (2017) Review: Free Willy 2.0
- The Shining (1980) Review: A Beautiful Cadillac
- The Sign of the Cross (1899) Review
- The Silence of the Lambs (1991) Review: A Perfect Classic
- The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) Review: Boobs & Boredom
- The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Review: Disturbingly Good
- The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) Review: Bloody Good
- The Thing (1982) Review: John Carpenter’s Classic
- The Vampire Bat (1933) Review: Mob Mentality Kills
- The VelociPastor (2018) Review
- The Wasp Woman (1959) Review: Not Worth the Buzz
- The Wicker Man (1973) Review
- The Witches (1990) Review: Family Friendly Horror
- The Witches of Eastwick (1987) Review: Women Beat Jack Off
- This Is The End (2013) Review: Dark, Dark Comedy
- Tragedy Girls (2017) Review: Bubblegum Violence
- Train to Busan (2016) Review: Zombies on the Rails
- Trick or Treats (1982) Review
- Trilogy of Terror (1975) Review
- Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010) Review: Clever but Disappointing
- Turbo Kid (2015) Review: Power Rangers Meets Mad Max